[미드 대본] The Office 시즌3 ep.7. Branch Closing.

 

 

 

The office 시즌3 - 3x07

Episode 7

"Branch Closing"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Karen : Hey.

Jim : Hey.

Karen : Who are you faxing so early in the morning?

Jim : Kinda hard to explain.

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Jim : I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. (Scranton 지사와는 연락을 안했어요. 하지만 제가 떠나기 전에 Dwight의 물건을 한박스 가져왔죠) So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. Dwight, "At 8:00 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. "Do not drink the coffee. "More instructions will follow. (더 많은 명령이 내려질 것임) "Cordially, Future Dwight" (존경하는, 미래의 Dwight로부터)

 

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Dwight : Nooo! You'll thank me later. (나중에 나한테 고마워할거에요)

 

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Micheal : There she is. (여왕마마 납시네요) Jan Levinson. First thing in the morning. (아침부터 보네요)

Jan : Michael.

Micheal : I love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan. (원기왕성한 Jan과 함께 시작하는 하루라니 정말 좋아)

Jan : Michael.

Micheal : "Just call me Levinson In the morning Baby"

Jan : Michael.

Micheal : Yes.

Jan : I'm here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.

Micheal : I don't understand.

Jan : The board voted last night to close your branch.

Micheal : On whom's authority?

Jan : The board's. (이사회의 권한이요)

Micheal : W-what?

Jan : I'm very sorry. I.. I don't relish telling you this. (나도 이런말 하기 버거워요) You've been a big part of this company. And the board asked me to thank you for your years of service

Micheal : You're welcome.

Jan : A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages. (나머지 사람들은 명퇴금을 받게 될거에요)

Micheal : Am I a small number person or a severance package person?

Jan : Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a severance package person.

Micheal : Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I don't really get it. Because we're not doing that bad, and our numbers are gonna come up.

Jan : Yeah, but it's not all about numbers, Michael.

Micheal : Well

Jan : It's, it's about talent.

Micheal : Oh, you gotta.. Josh?

Jan : Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role.. Josh in our company's future.

Micheal : Really? What role is that? King of the stupid universe? (멍청한 은하계의 왕 이런거?)

 

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Micheal : It is an outrage. (화나네요) That's all. It's.. They're making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. (Josh가 우리 직원들을 대신할 수 있나 한번 보죠) Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? (Stanley가 열리는 나무가 있을거 같아요?) Well, they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? (세계가 Phylis로 득실거릴거라 생각해요?) Show me that farm. (그런 곳이 있으면 보여줘요) With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place ripe for the plucking. (Phylis와 Kevin이 온 천지에 싹트고, 수확하기 좋게 무르익어가는) Show me that farm.

 

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Micheal  : Pictures. Memories. Look at that. They grow up so fast. (애들은 참 빨리 자라)

Dwight : Hey, stranger.

Micheal : Don't say that. That just sounds weird. Please.

Dwight : Sorry, I just feel like we haven't talked in a while. (말 안하고 지낸지 오래 된거 같아서요)

Micheal : Well, we have nothing to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work. While you still can. (할 수 있을 때 일하라구)

 

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Dwight : When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. (누군가와 친하게 지내면, 육감이라는게 생겨요) You can read their moods like a book. Right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird Is Going On.

Colon: What Did Jan Say? (부제. Jan이 무슨 말을 했는가) The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott. With Dwight Schrute.

 

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Kevin : Hey, did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? From what has it the branch is..

Jim : Really? Wow, that's too bad.

Andy : Sorry. Scranton branch is closing? In your face. (이 일을 어쩐다)

Jim : Well, I work here now.

Andy : Sucka!

 

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Pam : Are you okay?

Micheal : Yeah. Great, amazing. Best physical condition of my life.

Pam : What did Jan want?

Micheal : Nothing. Just checking in. (그냥 들른거야) I can't tell you, so.

Pam : What can't you tell me?

Micheal : Nothing. Pam. What difference does it make? (말한다고 뭐가 달라지겠어) We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway. (어차피 몇 주후에 우리 모두 작별할텐데)

Pam : What?

Micheal : What?

Pam : You just said that we're gonna be gone

Micheal : Do I have any messages?

Pam : Michael, what's going on?

Micheal : Okay. Listen up, everybody. I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder-Mifflin Scranton is being shut down.

Tobby : Michael, We shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made. (결정이 확실해질 때까지 이 문제에 대해 얘기하면 안되는데요)

Micheal  : You knew about this all along, didn't you? (넌 이걸 계속 알고 있었군, 그렇지?)

Tobby : Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.

Micheal : Traitor. You are a traitor.

Andy : What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?

Micheal : I don't know. Probably not. This is the worst.

 

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Ryan : It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. (오늘 일어난 일이 완전히 이해가 안되네요. 방금 이걸 소포로 받았거든요) 1,000 business cards with this address and phone number. (이곳 주소와 전화번호가 새겨진 1000장의 명함)

 

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Andu : I don't want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone's to blame.

 

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Kelly : If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet. The Claire Danes one.

 

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Andy : Stamford Connecticut. Stamford Connecticut.

 

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Jim : I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And.. It's gonna be weird that it's all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael.. sold the building for some magic beans. (제가 생각했던 회사가 문을 닫는 경우는 지점장님이 마법의 콩 때문에 회사를 파는거였죠)

 

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Stanley : I couldn't be happier. I'm gonna take the severance and retire. (퇴직금 받고 푹 쉴거에요) My wife and I are gonna travel. I really couldn't be happier.

 

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Pam : It's a blessing in disguise. (불행으로 가장된 행운일 수도 있어요) Actually, not even in disguise. (사실 가장되지도 않았지만) Sometimes at home, I answer the phone, "Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam." So.. maybe that'll stop now. (이제 그만둘 때인거 같네요)

 

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Roy : What does that mean?

Kevin : Well, some of us are fired, and a few are going to Connecticut.

 

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Roy : I don't know if I really wanna work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song? You Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone? (없어지기 전까지 무엇을 갖고 있었는지 모른다) That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it in words. (어떻게 말해야 할지 내가 아는 것보다 훨씬 더 많은 것을 말해주고 있어요)

 

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Darryl : Hey, Mike.

Micheal : Darrel. Noble Darrel. (소중한 Darryl)

Darryl : Look, I heard about the office. tuff break? (망했다구요)

Micheal : I know. I know Well, I'll land on my feet. (난 아주 멀쩡해) Yeah. Don't worry about me.

Darryl : I wasn't.

Micheal : So you'll be okay too. You're warrior, you're smart, capable (능력있고) You'll find something else, and..

Darryl : Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he's keeping on the whole crew. So we're good. / M : Awesome.

 

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Micheal : This is my house. The CFO's taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.

 

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Micheal : All right, listen up. Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. But I am not going to take this lying down. (하지만 난 이걸 순순히 받아들이지 않을거야) I have a plan, and I am going to save our jobs. So just hang in there. (그러니 잘 버티고 있어) Let's go.

Dwight : Yes!

Pam : Oh, good. You're bringing Dwight.

Micheal : Yes. This might get ugly. I'm gonna need backup. (추해보일지는 몰라도 지원군이 필요하거든)

Dwight : What's the plan?

Micheal : Go to New York. Confront the CFO. (CFO 앞에 맞서서) Show him he's making a mistake. Save the branch.

Dwight : Can I drive?

Micheal : No way.

Dwight : Shotgun! (제가 조수석이에요)

Micheal : No, there's no one else. (누가 또 있다고 그래)

Dwight : Still.

 

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Dwight : Thank you very much. Okay. Secretary says Wallace is away for the day. (Wallace가 퇴근했고) and won't be coming back into the office.

Micheal : Okay.

Dwight : But.. Do not worry. I have his home address.. Right here.

Micheal : Why?

Dwight : Christmas card list.

Micheal : You send him cards? You've never met him.

Dwight : Well, when I do, we'll have something to talk about. (그래도 보내요, 할 이야기가 많거든요)

 

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Jim : Hey, do you have a second?

Josh : Sure, what's up?

Jim : I know it's not definite, or whatever, (확실하지 않다는건 아는데요) but but, uh, do you know who's coming over here from Scranton?

Josh : I honestly don't. I don't know.

Jim : So is it, like, sales or accountants?

Josh : You know what, Jim? I wouldn't worry about it. (그런거 신경안쓰네)

Jim : What does that mean?

Jan : Hi.

Josh : Come in, hey.

Jan : Oh, good, you're both here. Ready to talk logistics? (세부계획에 대해 말할준비 됐어?)

 

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Ryan : I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together. (뭔가 특별한 일이라는 느낌이 들어. 우리가 같이 일할수도 있겠지만) But.. I'm gonna go someplace else, and you're gonna go someplace else. It just doesn't make sense. (그건 좀 곤란하잖아)

 

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Ryan : This kind of worked out perfectly for me. (저한테는 완벽한 조건인거 같아요) I got some good experience. Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes.. (Kelly와 멀어지는건..) I think it's for the best. (그게 가장 좋은 일인거 같네요)

 

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Micheal : Okay. This is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does. (이게 바로 Michael이 하는 방식이라고) Famous documentarian. (훌륭한 다큐멘터리 작가죠) He goes up to people with a camera, (카메라를 들고 사람들에게 가서는) and he's like, "Why did you do this? "Why did you pollute? (왜 더럽히는거죠?) You are bad. You're a bad person." It's very dramatic. Although I can't say I was a big fan of Bowling For Columbine. (열광할 정도의 팬은 아니에요) Because I thought it was gonna be a bowling movie. (전 그게 그냥 볼링영화인줄 알았거든요) Like Kingpin. And it wasn't. It was something else. (그런데 아니었어요. 그 이상의 무언가가 있었죠)

 

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Jan : So. Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin Northeast, which is all the offices north of Stamford. And Jim, if you want the job, you'll be his number two.

Jim : Wow. sure. Absolutely.

Josh : Excuse me, Jan. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you there. (미안하지만 이쯤에서 꼭 해야 할 이야기가 있어요) I.. will not be taking the job.

Jan : Excu.. why not?

Josh : As of today, (오늘) I have accepted a senior management position at Staples.

Jan : Today. You leveraged your new position with us into another offer? (새로운 직위를 다른 제안을 얻는데 사용한거야?) Damn it, Josh. This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. (이 모든게 당신을 기본으로 재조직되고 있었다고)

Josh : I'm sorry, all right? It's done.

Jan : It's time. I gotta make some calls. Excuse me. I'm sorry, Jim.

 

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Jim : Say what you will about Michael Scott. (Michael은 그런 제안을 받았어도) But he would never do that.

 

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Dwight : So. Do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up? (사장님이 나타나면 무슨 말 할지 생각해뒀어요?)

Micheal : I will improvise. (즉흥적으로 할 수 있어) I will speak from the heart.

Dwight : No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him. You be you. Let's practice.

Micheal : All right.

Dwight : Coming home from work.

Micheal : 'Scuse me. Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?

Dwight : Yes. What is the meaning of this?

Micheal : Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?

Dwight : Well, the branch is no longer financially viable. It's simple dollars and cents. (간단한 돈 문제라네)

Micheal : Yes, but these are employees, sir. These are human beings.

Dwight : Listen, Scott. We're losing money, okay? It's not a charity. It's a business. And it's a dying business. (그리고 사업이 망하면 말이야)

Micheal : Stop stop it. Just.. Okay, he's not gonna say any of that. (사장은 더 이상 아무말도 하면 안돼)

Dwight : It.. Wh..hey, why not?

Micheal : Because he'd be intimidated. (왜냐면 사장은 겁을 먹었단 말이야) And I just.. Let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay? Okay. Don't touch me this time. - Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?

Dwight : Coming home from w-- Agh!

 

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Jan : So we are still scrambling here, but, (아직까지 좀 혼란스럽네) It looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford. And I know that you just left there couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch.

Jim : Thank you. No, it's just, I'm not sure if I.. (확신이 서질 않네요) Well, to be quite honest with you, Jan, (솔직하게 말씀드리면) I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton.

Jan : Michael.

Jim : No, no, no. Just some personal stuff. And I'm not really ready to revisit that, I don't think.

Jan : Well. Please think about it. And call me. We will do whatever we can to get you to stay. (Jim이 이 회사에서 일할 수 있도록 뭐든 할게)

Jim : Okay.

 

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Phylis : Hey, guys. I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody, since, you know, we're never gonna see each other again.

Kevin : Where are we going?

Phylis : I thought maybe DJ's?

Kevin : How 'bout Cugino's?

Angela : I don't wanna go all the way to Dunmore.

Kevin : How 'bout Cooper's, then?

Angela : No seafood. (해산물은 싫어)

Kevin : Well, I don't want to go to DJ's.

Angela : Oh, now, all of a sudden, you get picky? (갑자기 편식쟁이가 되시겠다?)

Phylis : Okay. Forget it. (관두자)

Kevin : Hooters.

Angela : No.

 

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Dwight : Ah! Here. Replenish your fluids. (수분좀 보충하세요)

 

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Jan : Where's Michael?

Pam : He's not here. I don't know where he is.

Jan : What.. What's going on here?

Phylis : We know the branch is closing. Michael told us.

Jan : Oh, God. Okay. You know what, everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this, but I've driven something like 400 miles today, and I'm completely exhausted. (이렇게 빈둥거리는 것보다 다른 일을 하는게 좋을거에요. 오늘 400마일을 운전해서 완전히 지쳤으니) So I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing. Stamford is closing for the time being, it seems that all of your jobs are safe. (당분간 여러분 직장은 안전해요)

Phylis : Stanley.

Pam : Is it because of Michael? (지점장님 덕분인가요?) Did he actually do something?

Jan : Well, reasons are not important. Would you just call him, please, wherever he is, (어딨는지 모르지만 Michael한테 전화좀 해줄래요?) And tell him? (그리고 말해줘요)

Pam : Sure. Jan. Do you know.. is anyone coming back to Scranton?

Jan : Back?

Pam : Coming to Scranton. Is anyone coming to Scranton?

Jan : We don't know. Probably a few.

 

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Dwight : Who is it?

Micheal : The office.

Dwight : Are you gonna get it? (받을거에요?)

Micheal : No. Not until I have some good news for them.

Dwight : Not until I have some good news.

 

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Pam : I guess new people might be coming from Stamford. Should be fun. New blood.

Ryan : Is Jim coming back?

Pam : That's, I hadn't thought about it. I don't know.

Ryan : I just don't want it to be weird. (어색하지 않았으면 좋겠다) You know? I mean, I took his old job And his old desk.

Pam : Yeah, yeah, that might be weird. (어색할 수도 있겠다) Overall, though, (그래도 전반적으로는) we still all have our jobs, so good news, right?

Ryan : Oh, yeah. Totally.

Kelly : I'm so happy! We don't have to break up now, Ryan! It is the best day of my whole life.

 

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Karen : What are you gonna do? (어떻게 할거야?)

Jim : I really don't know. How you doing with all this?

Karen : You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if I have a job. (직장을 잃지 않는다면 더욱 좋겠지) You'd actually move to Scranton?

Karen : Yeah, if they let me. I think I.. I think I would. (회사에서 보낸다면 가야지)

Jim : New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. (여기서 45분만 내려가면 뉴욕이야) And you wanna move to Scranton. If I were you, I'd move to New York.

Karen : Yeah, you know, I.. I might do that. I'm who knows? (누가 알겠어?) I might do that.

 

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Josh : Hey Andy!

Andy : What's up Josh? Hey, man, just wanted to say thanks. Good luck.

Andy : Thanks, man. You, too. Totally.

 

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Micheal : Anything?

Dwight : Nothing.

Micheal : What if this doesn't work? (우리 괜히 삽질하는거 아니겠지?) What if the office actually goes under? (정말 회사를 닫을 수 밖에 없게 되면 어쩌지?)

Dwight : Then it was an honor to have worked with you.

Micheal : All right. Favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. Go.

Dwight : My first day, when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher. (지점장님이 저한테 소화기 뿌리시면서 신고식 했을 때)

Micheal : That was hilarious. The foam. (가루들)

Dwight : My first sale. My promotion to assistant regional manager. Our basketball game. And when you took me to the hospital.. and told me that you cared about me.

Micheal : Oh, right. Okay. That's enough. That's good.

Dwight : What were your favorite moments? All of 'em. I loved 'em all. Every single one. (한순간순간 모두)

Dwight : What about when Jan said the branch was closing? (Jan이 문 닫는다고 했을 때도요?)

Micheal : God, Dwight.

Dwight  : Well, I just..

 

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Kevin : Hey, Pam. We're going to Poor Richard's. Creed's buying shots.

Pam : No, thanks, guys.

Kevin : All right.

Pam : Have fun, though.

Kevin : Cool.

Phylis : Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.

Pam : Really? Where did you hear that?

Kevin : Ryan, are you coming?

Phylis : Well, I was..

Ryan : Yeah, we'll meet you there.

Kevin : Awesome. Let's go.

Phylis : I'll tell you later.

Pam : Okay.

Angela : Hi.

Roy : Crazy day, huh? (복잡한 날이었지?)

Pam : Yeah.

Roy : Yeah. Man. I'm.. I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here.

Pam : Yeah, me, too.

 

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Pam : Maybe this is good. Finding another job is a pain. There's another annoying boss, another desk. I'd have to learn everything all over again. So.. there are reasons to stay. (그런 이유로 여기 남으려고 해요)

 

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Jim : Hey.. I think I am gonna take that job. (나 Jan이 말했던거 해보려고) And Scranton? It's not that bad. So.. If they offer you a job there.. I think you should take it.

Karen : Okay, yeah. Maybe I will.

Jim : Okay.

 

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Karen : Yeah, I'm happy he said that. I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything. (제 말은 Jim이 저한테 관심이 있다고 생각하는건 아닌데) But.. I'm kind of into him. (제가 좀 관심이 있거든요) So.. there you go. (그러니까 그렇다구요)

 

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Micheal : What are we still doing here? It's over.

Dwight : Let's go home.

Micheal : Get the car. This was such a stupid idea. This was so stupid. I'm such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. (난 모두를 실망시켰어) Everybody hates me. I lost everybody's jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!

Dwight : Oh, my God!

Micheal : What?

Dwight : Stamford is closed! Michael, we're not closed. Stamford is closed! Stamford is closed! We did it.

Micheal : We did it?

Dwight : We did it!

Micheal : We did it!

Dwight : We did it! Yeah!

Micheal : Yeah! Right here, right here. Yeah, baby!

Dwight : In your face!

Micheal : We did it.

Dwight  : Oh, man.

Micheal : How did we do it?

Dwight : I don't know. I have no idea.

Micheal : I don't understand.

 

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Tobby : Well, for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house, (제가 집을 파는 모습이 그려졌어요) moving to Costa Rica, learning how to surf. But.. Costa Rica will still be there. (코스타리카가 어디 가는 것도 아니니까요) When I’m 65.

 

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