Funny jokes about Zlatan Ibrahimovic

** The reason why the axis of the earth is tilted is to show respect to Zlatan.

** God prayed to Zlatan, 'Make my wishes come true.'

** As a child, Zlatan told Santa Claus, 'Don't cry.'

** There was a time when Zlatan kicked a ball so hard into the sky that we now call it 'the moon'.

** The moon doesn't orbit the earth, it orbits around Zlatan.

** When Zlatan does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.

** After Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone and checked it for missed calls, he found two from Zlatan.

** One day, when Zlatan had to use the restroom during a game, it became the inspiration for dividing the game into halves.

** After school, Zlatan gave homework to his teacher.

** When I first set foot on the moon, Zlatan was already standing there with the flag of Sweden. - Neil Armstrong -

** If Zlatan gets a red card, the referee is the one who is sent off.

** When Zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge.

** When Zlatan cuts onions, the onions start to cry.

** Zlatan: "Yes."

Reporter: "Can you really see the future?"

** The Leaning Tower of Pisa isn't actually leaning. It's just trying to show respect to Zlatan.

** Zlatan never dials a wrong number. The other person just answers the wrong phone.

** Ibrahimovic's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Zlatan.

** "Where does it hurt?" Zlatan asked the doctor.

** Ibrahimovic shed a tear only once. We call that day April Fool's Day.

** When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the Wi-Fi password.

** When Zlatan became 18 years old and became independent, he said to his father, "Now you are the head of this house."

** When Zlatan skipped school for two days, we call it Saturday and Sunday.

** Zlatan doesn't breathe. The air just wants to get inside of him.

** Ibrahimovic was born in a hospital and a nurse cried out loud.

** If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

** Zlatan and Superman once made a bet and fought.

The bet was that the loser had to wear his underwear over his pants for a week.

** One day, Chuck Zlatan was bitten by a venomous snake.

After three days of excruciating pain, the snake took its last breath.

** When Zlatan stands in front of a mirror, nothing is reflected in the mirror.

This is because Zlatan is one of a kind.

** Ghosts check under their bed for Zlatan before they go to sleep.